Swipe Right II

It was obvious what you meant when you and your wife sent me that message on the app. You asked if I wanted to come over and hang out tonight, but after all of our conversations earlier this week, it’s pretty clear that’s a euphemism for something else.

You’ve probably done this kind of thing before—bringing a third into the bedroom. And from how casual our interactions have been on the app, I would guess you’ve got catching a unicorn down to a science.

I had no idea what a unicorn even was until you and Willa messaged me. A single woman… me… willing to date a couple… you two.

God, if you only knew how much time I spent this week listening to ethical non-monogamy podcasts, reading dating blogs, and just generally trying to make sure I don’t sound like a dumbass when we meet up.

I wasn’t expecting to have to do research for these dating app experiments, but I guess that’s what this whole thing is about. Introducing myself to something new, something I had never considered for myself before.

I’m learning, I’m growing, I’m getting good sex. It’s all good.

I catch a reflection of myself in the window as I walk up to the front door. I push a few stray hairs out of my face just in time for you to open the door.

“Hey, there you are.”

“Hi. Ryan, right?”

“Yeah, that’s me. I’m so glad you could make it. ou find the house okay? GPS can get a little wonky up here sometimes.”

“Oh, yeah, yeah it was no problem.”

“Nice. Well, c’mon in, let me show you around. Willa and I were just having a drink on the patio.”

You look me up and down very quickly, almost too quick for me to notice. I forgot how good it feels to be checked out. My date last week was a little too polite to even look.

I follow you from the entryway into the living room. Everything is neutral-toned. Vintage hardwood floors… brown leather mid-century furniture. Rattan and tropical houseplants everywhere I look.

Damn, this is a nice house. Based on how you two live and all the sleek vacation photos on your dating profile, I’m guessing at least one of you is in tech or something.

I’m a little nervous. I’m not sure why.

I’ve been on plenty of dates recently, but something about dating a couple… the fact that I’ll be receiving and giving twice as much attention is… I don’t know. Exciting? A little scary?

I just hope no jealousy or weird feelings get involved.

“Hey, babe. Look who’s here.”

“Oh my gosh, hi!”

Willa, I’m assuming, jumps up from her patio chair and quickly closes the space between us with a warm embrace. Her hand lingers on my back for a moment as we pull apart.

“It’s so great to meet you in person. Here, sit down. Ryan, can you get her a glass and grab the wine from the fridge? I think I need a little refill, too.”

“Yeah, sure thing. Be right back.”

I suddenly feel a little underdressed. Like I don’t own clothes nice enough to hang out with you two. She’s very attractive and just… so put together. Both of you are.

I’m really wondering what drew you to me of all people.

Ah, that’s probably just nerves flaring up again. I’m hot, I’m single, and I must have appealed to both of you, otherwise, I wouldn’t be sitting on your gorgeous patio being offered wine right now.

“We’ve really been looking forward to hanging out. I’m so glad we finally figured out a time to make it happen.”

“Yeah, yeah, me too. It was Ryan who I was mostly talking to on the app, right?”

“Yeah, he’s the messenger. I make him do all the scheduling and communicating. I’m terrible at texting and that whole thing, so it’s easier if I just let him do it.”

“Yeah, I get that. Well… I’ve been really excited about meeting you both, too. So… yeah, I’m glad we made it work.”

You reappear in the doorway with a half-empty bottle of white wine and a stemless glass which you place in front of me.

You pour me a drink and sit down on my left with your wife on my right. Her eyes drift over me, slowly, attentively, like she’s taking her time observing every little detail.

“Alright, here we go.”

“Thank you so much.”

“Yeah, no problem. That’s a white we discovered out in Willamette Valley last year. We got completely obsessed with it. Bought enough to last a lifetime.”

“Oh, it’s incredible, you’ll love it.”

I take a sip from the glass you poured me and try not to laugh aloud. It’s just kind of funny to me, how wildly different our lives are. You two are just on another level.

How did I get myself into this situation? Sitting literally in between an absurdly attractive and likely very wealthy couple who are both simultaneously eye-fucking me.

“So, I know you and Ryan got to talk a bit on the app this week, but… I would love to hear a little bit about yourself. What’re you into? What got you onto the app?”

“Mmm, well, there’s not much to tell. I work in civil engineering. I’ve got two cats. I’m a Gemini, and… it sounds kind of juvenile, but… I don’t know, I’m just looking to have fun.”

“I love that. Not juvenile at all. Life is about feeling good, isn’t it?”

“Yeah, I suppose so.”

“Yeah, we noticed on your profile you said you were trying to expand your horizons and learn some new things about yourself. I love that. It’s so important at every stage of life to take time to just… get reacquainted with yourself.”

“Right, yeah. Well, I got out of a long-term relationship about six months ago and I realized that I had never really done the whole dating thing. And I just felt like I might have been missing out on things or… like maybe I had denied myself the opportunity to really explore and figure out what I like. So… here I am.”

“And how’s it been going? The dating stuff?”

“You know, it’s been better than I expected. I’ve met some really great people… definitely had some very good sex. It’s been a learning experience, but very rewarding.”

“That’s so great. Good for you.”

“Yeah. I guess I’d like to know the same thing about you two. What exactly you’re looking for… What… drew you to me…?”

“Well, we—”

“There’s something—”

“You go ahead, babe.”

“No, you—okay, okay. So, I guess we started exploring opening up our marriage about… what? Three years ago?”

“Yeah, that sounds about right.”

“And, you know, we had endless discussions on what that would look like. Polyamory, swinging, partner sharing, all of that. We’ve tried a lot of different things, but ultimately I think we’ve come to the conclusion that we like to keep it simple. At the end of the day, our marriage is most important to us, and… you know, similar to you, we’re just looking to have fun.”

I nod along with her explanation, although it feels like a long-winded way of saying ‘we don’t plan on catching feelings.’

It’s kind of fascinating, honestly, how compartmentalized it all seems. The fact that you two can invite strangers into your bedroom and then wake up the next morning and go about your lives like nothing happened is… it’s really impressive.

“We were… definitely both attracted to you. You seemed like someone who is emotionally mature and maybe just as into experimenting as we are.”

“Baby, let her finish her drink before you start hitting on her.”

“No, it’s okay. You can probably tell I’m not really one for small talk. I like to just get right into things…”

“That’s kind of refreshing, honestly.”

“Really?”

“Oh yeah. Some of the other people we’ve dated get caught up in the rules too much. They want to set boundaries, want to talk about expectations for what happens after. And, forgive me for being so blunt, but… we just want to fuck.”

Okay, my nerves are starting to disappear. I felt like you two might have been a little too straight-laced and bougie for me, but I think I got the wrong first impression.

I love the directness, the honesty. And I’m starting to definitely feel the attraction.

“You make it sound so crude!”

“No, no, I get it. I really do. I honestly feel the same way. It doesn’t need to be this big thing. Sometimes it just is what it is.”

“See? I just had a feeling you would get it.”

“Well, in the spirit of just wanting to fuck… maybe we can… talk a little more about that. Did you two have anything in particular in mind?”

“Hmm, I mean… we’re givers. Well, I am, at least.”

You both exchange a charged look like you’re speaking silently with your eyes. I love how connected you are, how in tune with each other you seem to be. You apparently know each other so well that you don’t even have to talk to communicate.

“Mmhm, we like to please our guests. I love giving oral, but I actually get a lot of pleasure from watching Ryan with other women…”

“Oh, that reminds me, we were actually talking about trying something… Maybe you’d be interested, maybe not, but we were wanting to try something like Willa pegging me while I fuck someone else. Is that something of interest to you?”

“Yeah. Absolutely. I’m kind of… I’m feeling… ready if you guys are?”

“Yes, I’m ready. I love this—no messing around, just straight to business.”

“I had a feeling the three of us were going to get along really well.”

“So, was it you who so graciously swiped right on me?”

“It was a mutual decision between the two of us.”

“Ryan, why don’t you two go get comfortable in the bedroom? It’s going to take me a minute to clean the toy and get the harness all setup.”

“Yeah, sounds good.”

“Have fun, you two.”

You reach over and take my hand as Willa disappears down the hall. There’s a look in your eyes as you pull me toward the bedroom, an excitement like all of that cool, calm reserve you’ve been putting on was just a front.

Your bedroom is similar to your living room—all soft browns and muted oranges and greens. The king-sized bed in the center of the room is completely covered with various linen pillows and a thick white duvet.

You start pulling off the pillows and glance over your shoulder at me.

“You look really good tonight.”

“Thanks. Right back at you.”

“Come here.”

I sit down next to you on the bed, close enough that our shoulders and knees brush. You’ve still got that look in your eyes, that kind of magnetic energy that makes it seem like you’re just barely containing yourself.

I place my hand gently on your knee and angle my body towards yours.

One of your hands presses against the small of my back and brings me closer up against you. I trail my fingers down the side of your face on the way down to the back of your neck.

Your body is solid and hard. I can feel your muscles tense beneath your shirt as you reach to bring me even closer.

This feels intense… knowing your wife is in the other room. Knowing that she encouraged us to do this.

“Can I take off… this?”

“Yeah.”

This moment feels… stretched out… Like everything’s moving slower and faster at the same time.

All of those nervous thoughts, those self-conscious uncertainties about tonight… they’re completely fading away.

I lower myself down from the bed and press my knees into the soft wool rug. Kneeling in front of you, pushing your legs apart… I don’t even know what I’m doing. I’m just… going for it.

I help you tug off your pants and push them behind me. Your boxers are just barely containing your erection.

“This okay… if I…?”

“Yeah.”

I don’t know why, but the thought of your wife walking in on me with your dick in my mouth is really turning me on.

I close my lips around the tip and slowly slide upwards… all around your shaft… taking you deep into my mouth, inch by inch…

I hold one hand around the base and squeeze you a little, massaging and pumping that area as I run my tongue along the underside.

The way your thighs are twitching… those low, breathy moans coming out of you… I just want more.

“Yeah… mm, keep going…”

You lean back onto your forearms and roll your hips towards me. Your dick is completely filling my mouth, inching closer and closer to the back of my throat.

“That is a very hot sight to walk in on.”

I lift my eyes up and watch as Willa climbs onto the bed and sits beside you. The way she kisses you… like she gets so much pleasure from seeing you feel good… it’s intoxicating… contagious.

Her hand drifts over your abdomen as she kisses you harder… her whole mouth is enveloping yours.

My clit is starting to throb. And your dick is pulsing in my mouth.

“Okay, enough for you. Give her some attention.”

I pull my mouth off of you and rise up to get on the bed.

“You want to lie down? Babe, you can be behind…?”

“Sure, yeah.”

“Yeah, hold on, let me… get this situated…”

I lie on my back in the center of your bed.

Your mouth is on mine as soon as I pull my top over my head. Your movements are rushed, insistent, like you only just realized how badly you want this.

“You’re good with your mouth.”

There’s movement on the bed behind us as you lift two fingers and push them between my lips.

“You ready for me, baby?”

“Just a second… I want to make her feel good.”

My heart skips a beat as you pull your fingers out of my mouth and dip them beneath the waistband of my pants. You touching me… Willa kissing you… everything is starting to blur together.

Your fingers are slick with my saliva as you part my folds and glide them across my clit.

“So wet…”

My fingers are trembling as I undo my pants clasp. I slide out of them, taking my underwear down with them.

I need more of you, need to feel you closer, deeper…

“You’re so sexy…”

“Go in me…”

“I want you to fuck me…”

“Yeah? You want me inside you? I want to fuck you so bad.”

“Yeah.”

You sit up and give your dick a few strokes. Behind you, Willa’s soft hands are drifting down your shoulders… your arms… settling around your waist.

Her eyes are focused and shining a little as she looks down at me and then at you.

I want to see her penetrate you… I want to watch your face while she pushes that dildo deep inside you.

“You go in her. And then I’ll go in you. Sound good?”

“Mhm.”

“Yeah.”

You lean forward again, your body hovering over mine. And you press your dick between my legs, right up against my pussy.

I grip your shoulders, squeezing my nails into your back as you push forward and start to ease into me.

Your dick slowly pushes my walls apart. I can feel you filling up my entire pussy, spreading me open…

Every muscle in my body tenses and releases as you slide further and further in.

You roll your hips forward, just once, and then hold still, giving me time to adjust to the sensation.

“Go ahead, baby… you can put it in.”

My eyes are squeezed shut when you speak, but I open them when I feel her leaning into you.

Your face is already contorting with pleasure as she rubs the dildo with lube. She’s not even touching you yet and you’re already biting your lip and letting little moans escape your mouth from the anticipation.

“Ready?”

The sight of your face as she enters you is primal… just complete pleasure beyond comprehension. You push your hips forward into me as she starts a slow rhythm of thrusting into you.

I squeeze my nipples in both hands, twisting them around to give myself a shock of pain between the waves of pleasure.

Your thrusting is sporadic, completely unpredictable as you lose and gain control of your movements every few moments.

The boundaries between the three of us are totally blurred again. Her thrusts into you controlling your thrusts into me…

“Fuck… yeah—harder… harder, baby…”

You push back into the dildo, fucking yourself on it just as much as Willa is fucking you.

Your hands grip tight around my hips, then curl around my ass. You lift me up a little and suddenly you’re pushing even deeper into me than before.

“Oh, yeah, you like that, baby? Keep going, keep fucking her…”

I notice for the first time that Willa is working herself with her fingers. She’s fingering her pussy with quick movements of her hand. Our pleasure is fueling hers.

“Oh my god, fuck…”

Your thrusts are getting faster and looser. You’re starting to lose control. I can see from your face that you’re not going to last much longer.

“Oh, that’s it. That’s it…”

You release into me, cumming hard in spurts until you’re limp and pressing your forehead into my chest.

“Let me… let me finish you…”

“Take your time.”

You pull out of me and slide down to the edge of the bed. My ankles are in your hands and you’re pushing my legs open, making room to put your face right up against my pussy.

I reach out for Willa as she steps out of the harness. She looks tired, but I can still see desire in her eyes.

“Hey, come here…”

“You look good on your back. Where do you want me?”

“Sit on my face… while he’s down there…”

She positions herself with each knee on either side of my head. I’ve only done this once before, but I’m feeling wound up, and I want to see her come undone.

“Oh, fuck…”

There’s so much wetness between my legs. My clit feels hyper-sensitive from being fucked… I twitch every time your tongue glides over it.

Willa gives me a few moments before she reaches for the headboard and lowers herself down on my face.

Her pussy is slick and warm and there’s something so wild—so intense—about the way she completely envelops my mouth.

I reach around and grab her ass. I pull her closer to my mouth and hold her there.

The vibration of your moans as you fuck me with your mouth… fuck.

We’re both getting close, both bucking and twitching as heat rises in my chest and starts to spread to my entire body.

Everything is still except for the rising and falling of our chests… our breath slowing down as our orgasms slowly fade.

“Everyone satisfied?”

“Very.”

“Mm, yes.”

“Good.”

You both turn towards me in the bed and reach across my abdomen to hold hands. You look like you could fall asleep, but I’m feeling wide awake.

I’m thinking about my date next week… and how hard it’s going to be to top this one.

But these are thoughts for another time. For now, I’m just going to shut my eyes… and see what happens.