Your Stuck Up Coworker

Oh. It’s you.

Alright, no need for sarcasm. What do you want?

What… what do you mean you don’t have a room?

You booked the hotel, so…?

It was double-booked and the other guest got to the room first. Of course. What else would I expect from this god-awful place?

So… what are you going to do?

What?

You are asking me for help?

There are no rooms left. Of course there aren’t. Oh. Well… sucks to be you, I guess? What am I supposed to—

Okay, just… come in. Yeah, of course, I’m going to let you in. I’m not a monster.

I do think this is a little funny though…

You, of all people, made a mistake.

So what’s it like? Getting a taste of your own medicine?

“You really should double, no, triple-check all your documents for this trip.” You know, I’ve heard that somewhere. Oh yeah… from you. Like you always drill into my head?

Very annoyingly, I might add.

Okay, okay, I’ve had my fun. Get in here.

There is a couch, but I’ll be honest, it’s not very comfortable.

I tried sitting on it earlier on, it’s like a rock.

But if in doubt, I do have a double bed…

Yeah, I’m not happy about it either, but here we are, and like I said… I’m not a monster.

What, you’d rather take the couch? Fine. Suit yourself.

I’m going to bed.

Here, take a pillow.

Okay. Yeah. I was just heading to sleep when you came by so…

Good night, I guess.

Oh my god, stop. I can’t listen to that all night.

Right. Like I said, it’s a shitty couch. Just… just get up here. Sleep in the bed with me. It’ll be fine.

Oh, come on. The only thing more annoying than you rustling around that couch all night is you playing the nice guy card and not wanting to intrude.

So… get in. Last chance.

Oh my god, no. It won’t be weird. What are you, twelve? It’s fine. We’re both adults, aren’t we?

Oh, trust me, I’m not flattering myself at all.

Better?

Yeah, memory foam mattresses are much better than whatever that awful couch is made of.

Don’t worry, it’s just one night, and then we’re done. We never have to talk about this ever again. Alright?

I just can’t wait to get this presentation over and done with tomorrow.

No, ironically enough, not because of you.

Yeah, you drive me insane with your schedules and your stupid punctuality and… of course, the micromanaging.

Yes, you do! You absolutely micromanage!

Well if you don’t mean to, why are you so insistent on it?

Because the boss is on your case all the time to make sure it’s perfect.

Right.

Yeah, I know. He drives me nuts too.

I don’t even know why he put me on this conference. I mean this is going to be a great move career-wise, I just… I feel a bit out of my depth. I’m surprised he picked me.

He thought we’d make a good fit together. Hmm.

And look how that’s working out for us.

You’re serious? You recommended me for this? I… I had no idea.

Why?

You think I’m the best person for the job? That’s… really flattering. Thank you.

Do you still think that now that we work together?

Well… same. You’re… good at your job, but I’m glad this project’s almost done too.

Because you’re easily one of the most insufferable people I’ve ever had to work with. I have never both respected and cringed at someone at the same time.

Why are you looking at me like that?

Well… yeah. I… maybe I noticed. A little.

Not that I was looking or anything but you’re only wearing… that. And… yeah, we’re close together.

I didn’t think… I mean, I thought it was just a body response. Not specifically… about me.

Okay, yeah. Maybe there’s a bit of… whatever. Tension.

What? You want to like… do something about it?

What? Like never work together again so we don’t—

Oh. Oh my god! Are you serious? You almost make me pull my hair out with this project and then you go and you… do that.

I… no. I mean… I didn’t hate it. And… I never said you should stop.

What? You want me to…

God, you’re so egotistical. You want me to admit it.

Okay, fine.

I admit… you’re a… conventionally attractive guy.

Oh, come on. I’m only saying you’re attractive. It’s not like I’m going to fall in love with you. Please, you’re definitely not my type.

But that doesn’t mean we can’t… have fun tonight… right?

There’s barely enough room in here for your ego as it is. I need to make sure you know this is for one night only.

Yeah. Only tonight, and tomorrow… we never speak of this again. You don’t tell anyone, ever. Deal?

Good. Come here…

Shut up and just kiss me… I need to feel you…

Oh my god. This is so unexpected. No, don’t stop.

Oh…

Oh my god…

Oh, I drive you crazy?

Do you realize how hard it is… how hard it’s been… to put up with your smart-ass mouth…

Get this off…

Help me here…

My pajamas… take them off. Yeah.

Hey! I like my plaid PJs…

Oh, you like them, do you?

You feel so good against me…

Your skin against mine…

Oh, god…

You’re so hard… I want to feel more.

Yeah? You like that…?

Does that feel good? Feeling me… stroking that cock?

Mmm, yeah, get nice and hard for me…

Yeah, that’s it…

Moan for me…

Fuck, you are needy…

It’s kind of cute…

Oh my god.

Shit. I had no idea you were so…

No, I like it. I like it rough.

Take my nipples in your mouth, like that…

Oh, that feels good. Really good.

Bite them… harder…

Shit. Yes.

Kiss down my body… like that…

Yeah, I need you inside me. I can’t wait…

No, I don’t want foreplay. I don’t want to wait. I need you… inside…

Please, don’t tease me… don’t tease me like that…

Yes, I need you.

Fuck me… please.

Oh… my god. Yes.

Yeah, fuck me…

Oh god, yes. That feels so fucking good.

Don’t stop…

You feel so good…

This what you wanted?

Huh? All this time?

Just to fuck me and make me yours?

Fuck out all your frustrations with me? Yeah, you can do that. You can be rough. It’s okay, I promise…

Tell me… how long have you thought about me like this? Fucking me…

Fucking filling me up…

Ah, fuck…

Get closer… closer… please. Yeah, keep doing. Don’t stop.

Let it out… let it all out…

I want to feel just how badly you want me…

Yeah, I love it when you fuck me…

I love it when you fuck me…

Your cock feels amazing, so amazing.

Press your thumb on my clit… rub it, just… yeah, like that.

Oh god, yes. Like that…

Oh god, that feels so good…

Hold my thigh… yeah, spread my legs apart. Fuck me…

Fuck me… really fuck me…

Rub it… rub my clit faster. Right there. Oh my god, yes…

Fuck…

Fuck!

I’m close… oh my god! Yes…

Don’t stop!

Keep going… keep going…

Oh god, yeah, cum inside me…

Don’t pull out. I want your cum…

Cum inside me. Yes, it’s fine, I’m on the pill. Please, just… i need to feel your fucking cum inside me… dripping out…

Please, I’m so close… fill me with your cum.

Fuck, I’m cumming! Yes, I’m—

Yeah, don’t stop, oh god.

Yeah… I agree. Let’s keep this between us.

As soon as we wake up in the morning… and you leave this room… this never happened. Deal?

Well… tonight we can still… I mean… as long as you’re here. After a quick clean up and some water… we can keep going, if you want.