Your Shy Best Friend

Yoooooo, are you ready to get your flirt on? Come on in.

Yeah, probably one of the worst welcomes you’ve ever gotten, but it felt right.

How do you feel about all this? I know you were a bit unsure and you sounded pretty nervous about it on the phone.

I’ll be honest, I didn’t even know they still did speed dating events, thought this had gone the way of flip phones.

Yeah that’s true, those do seem to be making a comeback, so I guess it makes sense that speed dating is coming back too.

Though I am curious as to why you wanted to come round and see me first, because that didn’t make much sense.

Like, I’ve seen you flirt, and it, uh, well, it works, so why do you feel you needed to come and, what was the word you used, oh yeah, learn…?

I mean I’ve seen you flirt, and it definitely worked for you, so why do you think you can’t flirt?

It doesn’t matter. Just confused is all really, but hey, I’m here to help, even in this pretty weird way.

I mean it does seem pretty weird, but not bad weird. Just not a request you get often from someone.

Hey, can I come over and learn how to flirt by practicing on you before I go actually do it with someone else…

No, don’t worry about it, we’ll do what we can and hopefully send you off to speed date the hell out of some people.

Or failing that at least have some hilarious stories for us all to hear at a later date. Get it, later date.

Well I make myself laugh at least. Look, if you feel you need the help then I’m more than happy to help.

Why don’t we take a seat and we can run through some things? How does that sound?

Sweet, okay, let’s jump on the couch and we can get started.

Okay, well one of the things you need to do is to think about eye contact. It’s really important but honestly isn’t that hard to do.

So you need to maintain eye contact. Not in a creepy way.

What makes it creepy or not creepy? Well, look at them, but don’t stare.

Just look at my eyes. You can pick one or I don’t know, focus on the space between them.

It helps people feel engaged and like you’re paying attention to them.

Keep your body language open, don’t cross your arms or lean back in your chair or anything like that. It comes across as defensive and uninterested.

Now another thing you can do is move your gaze from their eyes to their lips, and back again. Trust me, it’s a small movement, but it’s one that speaks volumes. It can signal attraction, and often sends a really clear message that you’re into the person, so only use it if you actually are into them.

Be sure to ask them questions, it’s polite and it’ll show interest. Plus if you’re not interested in them it’ll make time go quicker.

And then again, if you’re really into them… you can lean forward a little and say something especially flirty to them.

I don’t know, you must be able to think of something.

Think of something particularly flirty you could say, then lean in and say it to me in a low tone.

Just, uh, don’t be creepy about it. Be calm and say it with confidence and then go from there.

Oh, um, yeah, uh, yeah that will definitely do it, that’s, that’s a great one. Definitely nailed that one.

Yeah, that’s a really good one. See, I told you that you knew how to do this. I knew you could, and you know you can too.

No I’m not just saying that. I knew you could flirt, and you’ve just shown me that you can definitely flirt.

Can’t really argue with results, so don’t worry about it. You’re, uh, you’re going to be great at this speed dating thing.

Yeah, results. Look, it doesn’t matter, like I said you’re going to be great at this, don’t worry about it.

No, I promise, I’m not just being nice. You’ve done amazing, you look amazing, and you’re going to do amazing.

Just remember the things I said and you’ll do great. Just try not to overthink it or anything.

No, you’re definitely ready, yeah, you’re ready, don’t worry about that.

Ugh, you really are ready, I promise.

You know what, look.

See, this is what I meant by results. Can’t fake that… I mean, I’ve had a pretty intense biological response to your flirting so… yeah, will you believe me when I say you’re going to do great? Because you are. You do…

Don’t think this is quite what people had in mind for a standing ovation but I feel it gets the point across.

Yeah, you did, so like I said, you did great, and you’re going to be great at this speed dating thing.

Yeah, it is. Turns out you know exactly what to say and how to say it.

Oh, yeah? Well, maybe flirting doesn’t have to be the only thing I could teach you today.

If you want to I’m sure there’s some other things that you might find, I don’t know, useful…

I mean it seems we’ve gotten how to start a date down, but what about how to finish up a date?

Well, if someone is lucky enough to be really liked by you, I’m sure they’d be lucky enough to end the date on a high.

And I’m sure they’d be more than happy to show you how much they enjoyed the date.

I can certainly show you much I’ve enjoyed this so far… and hopefully give you something else to think about.

Something else to give you that extra confidence later on you know, plus practice makes perfect.

After all words aren’t the only thing a silver tongue can be used for, there’s so much beyond that.

I could definitely teach you about that too if you wanted, after all we’ve still got plenty of time before you go… if you want.

Yeah, I think we should. Might as well put to good use… making sure you’re as prepared as possible… for whatever might happen.

Does that sound like something you might be interested in? A little more, guidance…

Well then… get on your knees.

Now unbuckle my pants, that’s it, and reach in, yeah, just like that.

Now wrap your hand around my cock and carefully pull it out.

Mhm, just like that.

Fuck.

Now you can gently kiss your way up the shaft, from the base, yeah.

Then run your tongue around the head of my cock, just like that.

Then starting at the base again, run your tongue up my shaft before taking just the head of my cock into your mouth.

Mmm, fucking perfect. Sucking gently, almost teasingly, yes, like that. Yeah, don’t forget to look at me. Good… fuck.

Now slowly slide your lips down my shaft until you’ve taken as much of my cock as you can.

Fuck, yes, just like that, keep looking up at me, perfect.

That’s it, now wrap your hand around the base of my cock, yes, just like that.

Move it in time with your lips, oh fuck, yes, like that.

Fuck that feels so good…

You can pick up the rhythm a bit now as well.

Yes, fuck, yes, like that.

Don’t forget to look up. Fuck, those pretty eyes, it’s so hot.

You’re doing so fucking good, just maintain a steady rhythm.

Don’t need to do anything else, it’s all about rhythm, don’t keep switching things up.

That feels fucking amazing, just keep doing it like that, fuck.

Such a quick learner, aren’t you?

Yes, fuck…

This feels fucking amazing… don’t be afraid to suck a little harder.

Mmmm, fuck, yes…

Do you like it when I run my fingers through your hair like that?

Would you like me to hold your hair too, to grip it in my hand?

Okay, using it to encourage you, to direct you, to control your rhythm.

Fuck, I want more though… Come on, let me help you up…

You really liked sucking my cock, didn’t you?

I’m just going to… pull your panties down to reveal that beautiful pussy for me.

Fuck, how does that feel, my cock pressing against you, slowly sliding inside you?

Bent over my couch, feeling your pussy being filled by me…

Fuck this feels so good. Do you like it when I pull back on your hair like that?

Good, good. Your pussy feels fucking incredible, just so good.

Did you think this would be happening when you came around?

Because I absolutely fucking didn’t, but I’m fucking glad it is.

That’s it, moan for me, you sound so good as you get fucked… as your pretty little pussy takes my cock like this.

Fuck, your hair wrapped around my hand, your ass bouncing off my hips…

It just feels so fucking good. I never imagined anything like this.

Fuck, you just sound so good, moaning for me before you head out speed dating.

I told you that you were good at flirting, very fucking good.

That’s it, push yourself back against me as I thrust forward.

Fuck, yes, like that, just like that.

Mmm, fuck, you like the way my cock feels don’t you.

The way you’re moaning tells me that you do, and I want to hear more of them.

Gripping one hip with my hand, watching the way my fingers dig into your skin.

Feeling your pussy sliding along my shaft, the way your ass feels as you press back against me.

Fuck I’m getting close, I don’t want to stop.

This feels way too fucking good to stop.

Yes, keep pushing back onto me, show me how much you want.

Show me how much you want to make me cum.

Fuck, fuck, yes, keep going, keep fucking going. That’s it, that’s it.

Holy shit, yes, moan for me, just like that. Let me hear how much you enjoy my cock.

Yes, keep going, don’t stop.

Fuck, that’s it, I’m so fucking close.

Don’t stop don’t stop, oh fuck this feels so good.

You’re fucking incredible, just incredible.

That’s it, oh, oh fuck, I don’t think I can hold back.

Shit, yes yes yes, that’s it, keep going.

Holy, oh, oh fuck.

Fuck, oh fuck.

Oh god. That was unreal, I mean, fuck.

Shit. You are amazing, that was amazing… and unbelievably hot.

The way you looked up at me while sucking my cock, and then the way you pushed back on me as we were fucking.

Well I was all too happy to give you more. I like it when a partner really gets involved.

But I feel with what I’ve taught you today, that there’s things you could teach me too.

Oh I do, I definitely, definitely do. And those lessons could be a lot of fun.